The Godfather

Brian and Bridgette recently asked Joshua to be Flicker Francis' godfather.

Joshua has already starting to list all the ways he will mentor the babe:
(cue the accordion music)
1. Teaching him how to dump bodies in the river;
2. How to load a shotgun and properly decapitate a race horse;
3. The elements of a good gravy*;
4. The finer points of killing family members;
5. How to lose a g-man;
And most importantly...
6. How to speak unintelligibly and still make sense ... aka The Mumble.

The family will all be so proud.

(* Gravy = Souf Philly word for pasta sauce)