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This is another attempt by Ms. Shanti Grey to type on the keyboard.
We imagine her blog would run something like this:
Morning Schedule
3 a.m. Run up and down the hallway. Repeat three times. Begin reaching under Owner Lady and Owner Man's door. Find the springy-trigger (=doorstop) and twang it multiple times.
5 a.m. Do the same as the 3am regiment but this time with more vigor.
8a.m. Carry all toys out of shelving unit and spread through the house. When in the bathroom, play with toys and moan loudly.
8:30 a.m. Sit by doorway and listen to Owner Man and Owner Lady talk in bed while listening to the only station that comes in clearly in their bedroom: Poorly Done Remakes of Slow Jam Hits. When they open the door, run inside and dart under the bed.
9 a.m. Eat breakfast in one bite.
10 a.m. Go crazy and run into walls for no apparent reason, attack the bathtub (water drops, caulking, shadows), meow at Owner Man and Owner Lady for attention, roll around the floor with toys making sure to use hind legs to kick the toys repeatedly.
10:15 a.m. Nap on windowsill while watching and planning the death of millions of flying rats (= pigeons).
We have a wonderfully crazy cat whose personality has really started to shine through now that she is over her upper respiratory infection. We love how affectionate and cute she is. We especially love how much she makes us laugh. She fits in well in our household!Note: She was having a wonderfully crazy moment in this photo.
1 comment:
That cat looks so angry (one may even say... Peeved?) that in conjunction with y'alls happy smiles, it made me laugh until I cried a little. Hee! I love that cat already.
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